My girlfriend called me on the phone and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over, nobody was home.
if you’re unicorn or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.
(Source: light-)
mum: are you ready to go
me: don’t do it dear god plEASE no control yourself
mum:
me:
mum:
me: I’M READY TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
literally me
(Source: afeveryourcatssweatout)
